Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Pass the pepper

At a Crash Site a lone survivor sat chewing on a bone as a rescue team arrived. "Thank God" he cried, "I’m saved!" The rescue team were shocked seeing a pile of human bones. Obviously he had eaten his comrades. The survivor saw their looks of horror & said, "Don't judge me. I had to survive. Is it so wrong to want to live?" The leader replied "I won't judge you, but my God man, your plane only went down yesterday!

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