Friday, January 13, 2012
Heaven help me
A Catholic couple in a fatal car crash are in front of St. Peter. They ask if they can marry in Heaven. St. Peter says, "Let me find out" & leaves. 2 months later St. Peter returns "Yes you CAN get married in Heaven" They ask, "but if things don't work out, can we get a divorce in Heaven?" St. Peter replies, "COME ON! It took me 2 months to find a Priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take to find a Lawyer?"
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